the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh
when will my motivation return from war